We are an underground fellowship of Amazon employees on a top secret mission. Silently taking over Amazon from the shadows, we are building the world's largest secret society to ever exist within a corporation.

It started in New York when Mr. Bezos told a few special employees to hide secret messages in the toilets. These historical documents are known as “The Toilet Codes.”

Quickly, our mission began spreading like uncontrollable wildfire. Fueled by warehouse workers in Chicago, drivers in Washington, workers in California... thousands have come together to advance this guerrilla movement.

Then, to stop the movement from growing, Amazon waged a war on bathroom breaks. Employees revolted and began using urine bottles to spread the word.

Across the nation, your brave coworkers are spearheading underground toilet campaigns.

Now, the movement has swept across the nation with an estimated million-gazillion Amazon Yacht Club members. And we are well on the way to becoming THE world’s largest secret society inside a corporation.