Who we are
We are an underground fellowship of Amazon employees on a top secret mission. Silently taking over Amazon from the shadows, we are building the world's largest secret society to ever exist within a corporation.
It started in New York when Mr. Bezos told a few special employees to hide secret messages in the toilets. These historical documents are known as “The Toilet Codes.”
Quickly, our mission began spreading like uncontrollable wildfire or unholdable pee. Fueled by warehouse workers in Chicago, drivers in Washington, workers in California... thousands have come together to advance this guerrilla movement.
Then, to stop the movement from growing, Amazon waged a war on bathroom breaks. Employees revolted and began using urine bottles to spread the word.
Across the nation, your brave coworkers are spearheading underground toilet campaigns.
Now, the movement has swept across the nation with an estimated million-gazillion Amazon Yacht Club members. And we are well on the way to becoming THE world’s largest secret society inside a corporation.
A carrier pigeon will fly into your window tonight with a personal message from Jeff Bezos. If you accept his invitation then you’ll recieve another message.
It will be deeply personal. Jeffrey loves you and he is not afraid to share his feelings.
But be warned. He gets jealous easily and he is watching you through his cameras.
Enter your email below to recieve this special message. Join our signal group chat to gain access to the Toilet Codes.
What Happens When You Join
Join the Amazon Yacht Club
Managers not allowed. Over a bajillion employees across the nation have access to this secret club. Now, you have a chance to join the movement.
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