We are a giant secret society living in the shadows of Amazon. Every week, our best friend Jeff Bezos gives us a top secret mission. He was banished but with our help he’ll reclaim Amazon and his Yacht, a luxury war cruiser capable of destroying a small moon.

First, it started in New York when Mr. Bezos told a few special employees to hide secret messages in the toilets. These historical documents are known as “The Toilet Codes.”

Then, to stop the movement from growing, Amazon waged a war on bathroom breaks. Employees revolted and began using urine bottles to spread the word.

Now, countless people have come together to advance this guerrilla movement.

Across the nation, your brave coworkers are spearheading underground toilet campaigns.

Now, the movement has swept across the nation with an estimated million-gazillion Amazon Yacht Club members. And we are well on the way to becoming THE world’s largest secret society inside a corporation.